The possibilities are MORE than INFINITE!!!
The space potato is created by using the above equation (don’t ask how), and dividing the result by the √-0.
The space potato is the anti-law. It is the one exception to every law of matter, space, time, thermodynamics, you name it.
It does not reproduce. It multiplies. Its like cellular division, just no growth. It also requires no matter to do so.
It just spontaneously multiplies using absolutely no matter or energy.
It is neither at rest or in motion in a constant direction. It just moves at random speeds in random directions and stops at random intervals.
It can also find the end of PI.
When force is applied to move it in one direction, it expands in every other direction.
It defied the law that said that the internet is made of tubes, and managed to create one out of a big truck.
It shrinks when heated, and at the same time becomes less dense.
It expands and becomes more dense when it gets cool.
It is the only thing in the UNIVERSE that can wear Pants with Hyper-pants without the universe collapsing (How a potato can even wear pants is beyond me)
You name it, it can do it.
THE SPACE POTATO COMMANDS YOU TO LEAVE A COMMENT ABOUT HIS ACCOMPLISHMENTS!!!
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