I never thought I would start a “2nd Season” of my thoughts of the day, but like an NBC executive I axed a “show” that was bringing in ratings for me and was good (allegedly). However, due to persuasions I am back by popular demand. This time I went anti-NBC and brought back or kept something that is decent instead of trying to green light a wonder woman series reboot with a wonder woman that is fully clothed (heresy)! Plus it’s hard to get past the laziness of an invisible airplane.

  That first section had absolutely nothing with what I am going to talk about. I know I address this subject a lot, but what else does a single eligible bachelor like myself think about (besides wishing that you had X-ray vision when around an attractive girl). Tasteless jokes aside I get asked this question many times by family members, or friends I may have not seen recently and it is this, “Do you have a girlfriend?” And when I reluctantly squeak out the obvious yet shocking answer (no), I get the follow up question. “Why not?” Or if you’re my tries hard Uncle Johnny “Do you have a boyfriend?” I try hard to cram my true feelings down (joke mom I”m not gay) and say,” No I like girls” And when I answer the “why not” I just say that I don’t know. What exactly am I supposed to say? “I guess I”m just ugly” ? Which we all know if I said it would be a blatant lie! then again it begs the question, why won’t girls date me? Much like Dr. House I think I have knocked this mystery diagnosis out of the park in a vicodin induced stupor. If not just like house, I will routinely bring a dead person back to life.

First thing I have decided as to why is my looks.  Not many girls are intimidated by a man’s looks due to the fact that the girl has all the leverage whatsoever, and usually even the gold looking guy is still nervous. Now i don’t want to toot my own horn(beep beep) but objective sources (my mom) has told me that I’m a stone cold fox. A true man-dime. Now if you don’t know what man dime means, I suggest you turn off that show Jersey Shore and start watching Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory and learn the meaning. Plus the show teaches more important stuff like entrepreneurship and creating your own luck, rather than the birth place and now petri dish for gonorrhea and syphilis and a case study for the evolution of apes (I’m talking bout Jersey Shore in case you were wondering). Unless you’re a medical student or doctor then Jersey Shore again would be a good case study to watch. So my only conclusion is that girls are completely intimidated by my looks and that I almost need to tone it down so that you can acquire the courage to talk to me. not to brag but I am quite a specimen.