Do you hate it when you forget your hat and get aboducted? This hat will stop those aliens while keeping your a playboy bunny look.
Okay, maybe you sensed my sarcasm in the above text but if you clicked on this article then what more was you expecting?

This is the inventor of the hat Michael Menkin, he is wearing a thought screen helmet and pointing to Velostat protective lining. (Photo copyright Michael Menkin 2009. All Rights Reserved.)
How does it work?
The thought screen helmet scrambles telepathic communication between aliens and humans. Aliens cannot immobilize people wearing thought screens nor can they control their minds or communicate with them using their telepathy. When aliens can’t communicate or control humans, they do not take them. Not sure how that stops them from simply abducting you but then again aliens would have to be real in the first place.
Convinced? Me neither.
I found this on a web page devoted to the ‘hat’ which can be fond here: http://www.stopabductions.com/ and I had to find the funny side otherwise I would have filled with rage. I was going to write up a ‘how to’ on making this hat but I see it rather pointless really so enjoy the website and I hope you enjoyed this rather pointless article.
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