Hey everybody,

As the title is a quote you probably have little idea what I’m talking about. This quote shows that a boring life can be related to many objects. In this scenario the boring life is relatable to the boring knife. 

Recently, I along with many others have come across severe boredom. I understand that many of you don’t quite understand the annoyance of boredom, but I would rather waste my time than be bored, and I can waste my time in many ways.

Some things I am contemplating trying are random typing, lots of typing, sleep, youtube, or read. All of these are obviously possibilities, but some are less of a waste of time to do.

What I recommend to you is that you write something extremely random like so….

-I enjoy pie, especially because numbers are crunchy.

-Weirdos are a reason to close your lips.

-Or even after pigs can drive since they already fly.

All of these are viable, but then you after writing a lot of these you should post them on the internet and see what occurs. You may get a lot of odd guests who love your article, but others will find it down right useless. If for no other reason when your bored, do this to see peoples reactions. 

Another thing on my list was to read. If you pick a really good book you can get extremely into it, and may even have problems going to the bathroom until your done. Sometimes if the book is long enough you have an urge to bring the book into the bathroom with you.

Another greta thing to do is sleep. If all else fails just sleep. Sleeping is fun and refreshing. When you wake up you will be happy, excited, and jittery, and you will not be able to be bored, esecially due to not thinking while you were asleep.

Thanks Everyone!

And Please Don’t Be Bored, because then your knife will go dull.

Peace!

Awesome Dude

P.S. The quote is from CollegeHumor on youtube.