Cavemen Competition 

Cavemen love to have competitions with each other to see who can throw rocks the highest in the air. One giant caveman starts this competition by throwing a huge rock 10 feet in the air, and all the cavemen were impressed. Next, another caveman throws a little smaller rock 40 feet in the air, and again the cavemen were impressed. Then another caveman throws a medium size rock 200 feet in the air, and everyone were even more impressed. Finally, a cave-women comes and picks up a tiny, little red pebble. She chucks the miniature red rock into the sky and it never comes down.   THE END

The Parrot, the Cigar, and the Airplane

To start, there was a women who wanted to fly in an airplane to New York to visit family and she had a pet parrot that she carried everywhere she went. So she went to the airport and waited for here plane to be ready. As she was sitting there, an old man came walking toward her with a cigar in his mouth. This smoking old man sat next to the lady in the airport and her parrot began going crazy because of the smoke. The parrot squawked and flapped, so the lady kindly asked the man if he would stop smoking so her bird would not be so mad. The man told the lady to mind her own business and keep her parrot quiet. These two people argued for a long time until it was time for them to board their planes, but they happened to be on the same plane. So the man was angry with the women’s crying bird and the lady was angry with the man’s smoking cigar and they continued their wild bickering in the air, on the plane. Finally the women grabbed the man’s cigar and started running for the bathroom on the airplane. She got there, and as she was about to throw the cigar down the toilet, and into the sky below, the old guy grabbed the parrot and threw it down the toilet along with the cigar. As the bird went flying out of the airplane and into the sky, guess what it had in its mouth???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? If you guessed the parrot had the old man’s cigar in its mouth, you are wrong. The parrot had a tiny red stone in its mouth.   THE END