I have compiled a list of dumb things we do everyday and some things that just don’t have a point enjoy.

  1. Did you ever notice people will go through great lengths to find the remote to the Tv. Everything from looking nder the coach to seeing if you left it in the kitchen. Why not just get up and change the channel?
  2. Why do people ask you if the bus came at the bus stop? Yea it did come i just like standing here for no reason.
  3. Why do people point at there wrist when they ask you what time it is? Yes i keep my watch on your wrist maybe you should to and then you would know what time it is.
  4. On lottery tickets your advised not to iron. Why was this a problem? 
  5. They use a sterile needle on lethal injections to inmates on death row.Is this so they don’t get sick?
  6. Why do people say life’s to short. I don’t think there’s anything you can do thats longer? is there?
  7. Why do we paint eggs on easter? Does the easter bunny lay eggs? If so its not a rabbit…. it’s a bird.
  8. Why do people ask you if they can ask you a question? They just did.
  9. When people say you want to have your cake and eat it to. Well who wants a cake they cant eat? Are there some kind of people that buy cake just to look at it?
  10. Why do people always say it was in the last place they looked? I would hope it would be the last place you looked why would you keep looking if you found it?
  11. When people are arguing they say the same thing over and over and use different words for example when somebody call’s someone a stupid idiot. Thats like if i said i was going to the store supermarket in my car automobile.
  12. Why do people tell you to find a nice girl? No i was going to find the meanest most miserable girl i possibly could.
  13. Have you ever seen those deer crossing signs or any animal crossing signs? Do animals only cross at these places and what kind of animal even wants to be anywhere were cars are?
  14. Why do people say things are new and improved. If its new its new something never made before if its improved its old and being improved get it?

There you go some stupid/funny/silly things we all do and now were all aware lol :D

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  • ladybaby on Apr 29, 2009

    These were really funny. I wonder how silly people can be. But at least it gives us some humor. LOL Thanks for sharing.

  • berrynice on May 5, 2009

    You make some great points. Just today I have heard or seen at least three of theese things take place.

  • Resounding Glass on Jun 14, 2009

    I thought you brought up some more interesting points though not as funny as the other one. You have such great insight.

    -Resounding Glass

  • dan on Mar 22, 2010

    animal crossings are; areas where animals are likely to cross; in otherwords; a high density of animal population (woods etc).

    u loose a remote; yes u can turn it over ; ull still need to find it tho saves getting up everytime?

    if some said it was in the last place they looked; well tbh it was; not much of argument there.

    i think i could go for days; some where funny tho.

  • anonymous on May 19, 2010

    my mom like to drive a extra 15 miles to just save 3 penny on a gallon on gas. it costs more to drive there and back then rather if she went up 2 blocks and used the closest gas station… someone help us americans!!!

  • Shablagoo on Nov 13, 2010

    #11 was funny, but that was about it

  • SAUD on Dec 4, 2012

    I know one more sometimes we go to our room but we dont know we came….

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