Animal Cracker-No animals where harmed in the making of this product- so the little kids wouldn’t freak out from eating them

A bag of peanut-May contain nuts- this one is common sense

On a kids Superman costume-Wearing this item does not give you the ability to fly-Some stupid kid jumped out a window

On a Sears Hairdryer-do not use while sleeping-someone fell asleep while using the hairdryer

On a Silly puddy container-do not use in ears- some kid didn’t want to listen to his mom

In a manual for a microwave-do not use for drying pets- someone wanted to cook up some pet food

Do not eat if seal is missing-said on the seal-how are you sapose to know that if the seal is missing

The true reason though that they have to put these labels on is because People are Stupid enough to do this and when they get hurt they want to Sue the company of the product because people are greedy.  Thank you for reading. Pleas send me stupid labels if you have any better ones.  

 Sirsmiley5 Out.