Your Congressman is up for reelection.  Here are ten lies that you might hear from your representative:

1.   I am deeply concerned about the budget deficit.  I am totally opposed to earmarks.

2.   I know how you feel to be unemployed.  I feel your pain.

3.   I believe in the sanctity of marriage.  I have never cheated on my spouse.

4.   I believe that the war in Afghanistan can be won.  I am confident that we shall rout the forces of evil.

5.   I believe that tax cuts for the wealthy will stimulate our economy and create more jobs.

6.   I believe that Barack Obama is a secret agent from Russia.  I believe that his birth records were forged.

7.   I believe that Republicans and Democrats can work together in peace and harmony.

8.   I believe that all liberals are either gay, atheists, or unpatriotic Americans.

9.   I believe that people love guns more than they love pets.  Guns are protected by the Constitution.  They have the same rights as citizens.

10.  I believe that Fox News is totally unbiased.  If anything, it is too liberal.