Ten Signs He’s a Momma’s Boy

louise labudde on Nov 30, 2009

It is pretty self explanatory.

10 signs you are dating a mommas boy

1: You are wanting to call your boyfriend, you call and he goes hold on can i call you back I’m talking to my mum.

2: He is always taking her places and forgetting about you.

3: he always talks about his mum.

4: He has her birthday on the calender with little love hearts all around it.

5: He won’t go out on date with you until he asks his mum.

6: He is always home before 7:30p.m so he can watch the cooking show with his mother.

7: His mum is first on his speed dial.

8: you know his mother’s entire life story.

9: He always takes you to see films that his mother likes.

10: He is a complete wimp.

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Leonardo da Vinci E. on Nov 30, 2009
Perhaps you don’t realize that you come across as a very demanding individual.
louise labudde on Nov 30, 2009
hah hey this ain’t for me dude, im just saying that some people are like this, no need to hate on me just for my opinion u dont liek it dont read it
Kip Spleen on Dec 6, 2009
That is absolutely great. Replace the one “mother” with “mum” so it stays consistent throughout, and you’ve got yourself a pretty solid piece. Wicked and malicious humor here, almost like you wrote it for him and his mum.
louise labudde on Dec 6, 2009
why thankyou, yeah I had fun writing this one. Yes it wasn’t until i read through it all again, that i realised I had mother rather than mum in that line. thankyou for finding it in there, now i shall be able to fix it.
louise labudde on Aug 8, 2010
Leonardo D-whatever, this is Louise’s sis *kinda* and she is merely asking for a true man, the type of men that USED to be around. These days women just have to put up with bitch like pussies that are too afraid to be REAL MEN! so I’m TERRIBLY sorry if that offended you but I’m pretty sure it just proves that U are a momma’s boy and Lou needs to add
“defensive about being labeled a momma’s boy”
To her very long list of how to see if a guy is worth a woman’s time.
Buh-bye for now!

Hi there!