Going out to dinner?  Sounds great! What if the restaurant is not sanitary?  Here are ten signs that the restaurant you are about to go out to is unclean:

1.   The hostess for the evening is a cockroach.

2.   The restaurant has made the top ten dirty restaurants in the area for ten straight years.  The owner proudly posts this achievement.

3.   The rats in the restaurant start doing a line dance to the tables.

4.   The water looks murky and brown. The ice cubes make a flying leap out of the glasses.

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5.   The meat matches the color of the salad greens.

6.   There is a fly in the soup that is doing the dog paddle.

7.   The waitress sneezes on your rolls.  The rolls are as hard as rocks.

8.   There is more hair in your salad than on your head.

9.   The silverware has gravy stains. The napkins look like they have been reused a dozen times.

10. The chicken is bloody.  The hamburger is bloody.  Even the mushrooms are bloody.  In fact, the whole restaurant looks like it has been coated with blood.