You don’t like to lose at games. You pout and whine. Here are ten signs that you are a poor sport:

1.   You rip up a phonebook and then call AT & T and complain that their phonebooks are not durable.

2.   You kick your locker leaving an impression of your foot that will last forever.

3.   You complain bitterly that the officials blew calls that cost you the game even though the final score was fifty-five to ten.

4.  You sit in your room and lock the door for ten hours. Of course, you’re munching on an endless supply of snack food.

5.  You lift up a referee and shoot him in a basket for two points.

6.  You knock down the goal posts with your body. You then deflate a football with your bare hands.

7.  You break up with your girlfriend because she wasn’t at your game when you needed her most.

8.  You stick your finger up at your opponent’s face until he grabs it and twists it like a pretzel.

9.  You pout and whine. You then suck your thumb and ask for your bottle.

10.You sneeze all over the other team and then tell them that you have the swine flu.

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