He is the Caped Crusader. He fights criminals and super villains. He is a hero. He’s Batman. If I could ever meet Batman I would ask him these questions:

1. All joking around, how come the Joker always escapes or is released from the Arkham Asylum. Do you consider him to be your worst villain?
2. How many miles to the gallon does the Batmobile get? Can I have a ride in it with you? I would just love to play with its gadgets
3. What has Robin been up to lately? Why doesn’t he have as good a utility belt as you? Does Dick Grayson plan to go to college?
4. Are you in love with Catwoman? If you married Catwoman, where would you have the wedding? Would it be in the Bat Cave?
5. Has the Riddler ever made up a riddle that you couldn’t solve?
6. Do you let Poison Ivy take care of your garden?
7. If you are chasing Two Face, do you put a tail on him? Do you usually know where he is heading or do you just flip a coin?
8. Has the Penguin ever thought of going on a diet? I understand that there are some great fish diets
9. Does Alfred repair the Batmobile when it is in need of repair? How does he keep your costume so fresh?
10. As Bruce Wayne, do you ever rub it in to Clark Kent as to how wealthy you are? How many times have you saved Superman from Kryptonite?