You’ve seem them at stores. They look so alive. We’re talking about mannequins. Here are ten things that you would like to say to a mannequin if you the time:

1.   Would you loosen up? You look so darn stiff.

2.   Do you ever change your clothes? I’ve seen you wear the same outfit for a month.

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3.   Do you get offended if someone calls you dummy?

4.   Your lips look so real, but your kiss is so hard.

5.   I’d like to shake your hand, but I’m afraid I would accidentally take it off your arm.

6.   Is that a real beard or is it glued on?

7.  Have you had a breast implant? Those breasts look much larger than when I saw them a month ago.

8.   Do you ever have to go to the bathroom? You sure look like you’re in a lot of pain.

9.   When the lights are off in the store, do you ever party with the other dummies?

10. Why do you appear so emotionally detached. You rarely ever crack a smile. You just have the same wooden expression.