You know what really pisses me off? Forwarded text messages.  What do you people do, just sit around and wait for one of these lame messages to emerge on your phone and then feel the sudden impulse to pass it on to my phone?  Come on people.  I have better things to do than prove that I have just as much spare time as you.  Messages will go on and on about how good a friend you are and so on but then at the end turn around and say, “if i don’t get this back this means you really aren’t my friend.”  Well take the hint.  You didn’t get it back, so leave me the hell alone and quit sending me those messages.  I love the ones that tell me something bad is going to happen if i don’t forward this message to 10 people.  Like the phone has some kind of magical power to decide my fate.  Then again if I do forward it something good will happen to me in 10 minutes.  A long lost lover will come back and we will live in fairytale land together forever and ever.  Bullshit!!!  There’s a reason that lover is long lost.  Probably because they kept sending me stupid ass forwarded text messages.  And also the messages that tell me how wonderful God is.  I know how wonderful God is.  If i want to hear more about it, there is a large group of people that meet every Sunday who can tell me more.  I have never forwarded one of these messages.  It tells me that if i don’t forward this message to ten people including the person who sent it, that i don’t believe in God and I’m going to burn in hell for eternity.  Well none of you people have got your messages sent back to you and God hasn’t sent me to hell yet.  Hmmmm.  Wow does this mean forwarded messages can’t really affect my life.  Whoa……….I’m done here.  Leave your comment if necessary.