Some things you should know before your upcoming visit to Bo Jack City…

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The Abominable Bowman has been reported to having been seen in the highest peaks of Bo Jack Mountain. Visitors have claimed numerous sightings of the scary but elusive beast, this is the only known picture to exist of the super scary monster.

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Visitors are urged to avoid the Bo Jack Mountain Ranges during winter months.

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We do have the Samurai Bo Jack Security throughout the island,and at the base of Bo Jack Mountain, so you can feel relatively safe.

Since Bo Jack City became open to the public, only two deaths have occurred at the claws of the beast.

The far friendlier Sasquatch  is the well known friendly Bo Maniac, who loves to take pictures with the kids and participates in the Bo Jacked Up Blazer Smash Up Derby.


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There have also been several sightings of the near extinct Flying Bo Cats. This picture was taken just before this one was released into the wild.

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They were originally engineered genetically on the nearby Island Of Doctor Bureau, he experimented with man beasts and cross breeding animal species until The Bo Jack Science Division revoked his license


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The Flying Bo Cats have been known for unpredictable behavior, sometimes friendly sometimes not, when they get out of line, fear not as we have Becky Boo Boo Bo Jack Super kitty to protect us, she can also negotiate terms if they hold children hostage, due to the fact that she learned how to speak cat as a second language on the Internet, she spoke English before that.

Image by Bo Jack Express Photography we get the picture.

At Bo Jack Express Housekeeping we are going through a management change at the moment,but we should have everything sorted out soon.

For more information, contact Bo Jack Science Division, or Bo Jack Travel Agency, we’ll get you where you’re going.

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 Bo Jack Island the happiest place on earth. Move over Walt Disney, there’s a new sheriff in town, slowly but surely gaining absolute power of planet earth. Bo Jack World there is no substitute.

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The Bo Jack Express (Pictured below)

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Don’t forget to check out my blog for sports info, hot chicks, Bo Jack only stories and articles from my writing friends and the Sunday Special Edition of THE BO JACK EXPRESS

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  • Christine Ramsay on Apr 21, 2009

    Very entertaining, BoJack. You are incorrigible.LOL

    Christine

  • Elizabeth Abbott on Apr 21, 2009

    Interesting and entertaining.

  • Alina Beck on Apr 21, 2009

    You’re completely hysterical!! :-D Thanks for this!

  • Kate Smedley on Apr 21, 2009

    You are so funny, incorrigible is definitely the word!

  • Evelyn Moore on Apr 21, 2009

    Thanks for keeping us amused!

  • Darla Cooke on Apr 21, 2009

    This is very interesting and I love the pictures. My son would go crazy over the train.

  • DA Cournean on Apr 21, 2009

    Amazing mind BoJack! I believe you are at the top of your BoJack Class!

  • Aauhein on Apr 21, 2009

    Is there gonna be a Bo Jack travel agency soon?

  • Duff D Moss on Apr 21, 2009

    Hey bloke – this one had a much better flow and feel to it than some of your others. Some of your others seems a little manic. This one was nice to read.

    I enjoyed this one a lot.

    Now – the picture of Becky Boo Boo Bo Jack Superkitty – is that a freaking love snake in that picture – on the floor next to superkitty???!!!?

  • Duff D Moss on Apr 21, 2009

    I meant to say “live” snake. We sure don’t want a picture of your “love” snake on here :-)

  • Bo Russo on Apr 21, 2009

    Those are the cat toys that are scattered in every corner and evrywhere you walk.

  • hfj on Apr 21, 2009

    Looks like a real family oriented vacation spot of the future. You should make millions. Nice article and pictures. Well done.

  • QuinMonty86 on Apr 21, 2009

    Cute, Bo.

  • Jo Oliver on Apr 21, 2009

    hee hee lol loved the pics

  • PR Mace on Apr 21, 2009

    Okay, take me down to BoJack city where live is good and there is plenty.

  • spiritwalker on Apr 21, 2009

    Bo, you’re a darling!!! So cute. The cats reminded me of the flying monkeys on Wizard of Oz

  • oo lefty on Apr 22, 2009

    this is funny as hell sorry it took me so long to read I have been gone but good work!!

  • Ruby Hawk on Apr 22, 2009

    I would love a ride on the BoJack express. What fun to ride over the mountain. By the way, we used to have a cat with wings.

  • Peter Cimino on May 2, 2009

    Love BoJack Mountain. Great stuff!

  • topelectrician on May 4, 2009

    I KINDA PICTURED YOU FOR A OUTDOORSMAN!

  • stephencardiff on May 5, 2009

    You’re never short of a laugh Bo… Just keep them mutants fenced in….

  • Westbrook on May 5, 2009

    I want what you’re smoking….lol.

  • Glassie on May 6, 2009

    …..You need to find something to occupy your time..LOL..Mad absolutely crazy!

  • CutestPrincess on May 10, 2009

    an excellent piece and you have expressed some good points.

  • PaulB on May 22, 2011

    TRULY AMAZING.

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