An uncle of mine, a brother and a neighbor were a few I have known as alcoholics. Most common I have observed about them is shaking in the morning without a shot of wine of eight ounces or more. My uncle, who worked in the mines bought a bottle of gin every morning, drank half of it and then the rest at noon before he took his lunch. My brother, who was a nurse aide in a hospital, did the same while my former neighbor, a collector of an illegal numbers game was unable to write legibly without first drinking.

Turning yourself into an alcoholic or alcohol addict is simple. Just keep on pouring this substance more often. Take a shot to have the nerve to talk in public or make it a habit drinking to overcome nervousness when performing before an audience. Pour a glass every time you feel cold to keep you warm and get drunk whenever you feel desperate. Following this directions, you are more capable of becoming an alcohol addict. Figure yourself in an accident behind the wheel; get mobbed at bumping somebody in the streets or die early damaging your liver like the few alcoholics I knew.

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