“Bend down low,

Let me tell you what I know…”

Bob Marley

Once upon a time in one forest (don’t want to disclose which one, way too famous name) the bear was hired as a rabbit.

How did that happen? Well, forest needed a bear, but had only rabbit’s salary available. So the bear was doing bear’s job while forest paid him rabbit’s salary. The bear was working conscientiously and hard until he have learned that in the same forest, rabbit was hired as a bear. The bear has been outraged. How come that feeble rabbit gets bear’s salary?!

The bear filed a complaint to the Central Forest Commission. Shortly after that, the group of inspectors, all lions, arrived to the forest for the hearing process. They summoned the bear and the rabbit.

First they questioned the rabbit: “Are you a bear?”

“Sure, – replied the rabbit and presented his certifications and diploma.

“You are, indeed, a bear”, – concluded inspectors.

“Excuse me, but I am the bear”, – roared the bear.

“Where is your proof?” – inspectors asked.

And after the careful study of the documentation, inspectors replied:

“There is nothing to argue about, Mr Bear! Your papers clearly state that you are a Rabbit”

That’s it…..You might be wondering where is the moral of the story ?

What moral we are talking about, fellas!..

Did I mention that all members of that inspection team were jackasses hired as lions?…..