You can do it in your room, at a friends house, in the park, or even behind a dumpster. The best high isn’t even illegal. It releases stress and makes you either bounce off the walls or completely calm. Sometimes it’s cheap and sometimes it’s not, but it depends where you get it.
     Laughter is the best high you can have. Laughing and smiling are general things you can do to automatically be in a good mood. After smiling for a while, even if your sad, will actually make you happy because your brain thinks your supposed to be happy. Same thing goes for laughing, if your not in a good mood but hear a good joke, you might all of a sudden be in a better mood. It’s basically a miracle drug.
     If your injured and start laughing, the pain will actually seem to be less agonizing. Why waste your hard earned money on crack, methamphetamine, weed, and other illegal drugs when you can laugh for free? Laughing is like Jesus giving you cupcakes; don’t ask why or how it happens just be happy it does.  
     Also, laughing has no bad side effects (side affects include: People thinking your crazy, possible awkward smiling, and many other non-harmful things).

But seriously, don’t smoke weed or sniff coke,
laugh at me and crack a joke.

If you just laughed at that, I bet you feel better than you did before. But don’t laugh your ass off because you only have one. Don’t waste it laughing or by going to prison doing other drugs.