The Bling’s Oath of Maturity

The Bling on May 3, 2011

Tags: birthday, humor, maturity, oath

My Oath of Maturity as I turn a year older.

I, The Bling, single, 18 years old, do solemnly swear that I will perform the following actions to the best of my ability as I turn a year older on the 15th of May 2011.

Graphic Art by The Bling

I shall wear my BLING with pride and dignity no matter how distasteful it is to my mother.

I shall refrain from scrabBLING with my nails on the blackboard to my classmates’ relief.

I shall refrain from nibBLING between meals to gain more muscles on my abs.

I shall forgive myself for gobBLING on roasted chicken on my birthday dinner.

I shall refrain from wobBLING in front of my crush who is a Pippa Middleton look-alike.

I shall refrain from tremBLING at the sight of an injection.

I shall refrain from rumBLING when I am mad.

I shall do better on my dribBLING in a basketball game.

I shall love my siBLING even if she snores too loudly at night.

I shall go tumBLING only on spacious lawns to avoid breaking another China vase.

I shall carry my name THE BLING at all times to hide from my stalker on Facebook.

So help me God.

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el zorro on May 3, 2011
ehem..yo! Bling..
are Rapping?

nice one Bling Keep it up and OH!
advance happy Birthday!!
Francois Hagnere on May 3, 2011
Happy Birthday, my friend. I love your poem, it’s really great. Very well written. Thumbs up!
No Share on May 3, 2011
wow this is great writing here bling.=D You have a stalker in facebook? is that NZ?lol
Likha on May 3, 2011
Sana matupad mo ang Bling oath na yan. Nice going. Happy birthday Bling!
pguims on May 3, 2011
LOL! saya nito.. happy bling-day to you!!!
Brewed Coffee on May 4, 2011
Happy birthday Bling! Welcome to adulthood May you be able to fulfill your oath.
Freethinking on May 4, 2011
An early Happy Birthday wish goes out to you. Wow, 18 years old. I have socks older than that. My birthday is May 5th but I am not saying how ancient I am going to be. You put together a fun read, my friend.
Ima Vee on May 4, 2011
ui…akala ko kanina sa forum, ngayon birthday mo…hehe… Happy b-day in advance Bling and I hope tuparin mo lahat iyan…
lian rosa on May 4, 2011
Advance Happy Bday! Wish all your “blings” to come true!
culprit pontiff on May 8, 2011
kapistahan ng Pahiyas sa birthday mo bling…. gawin mu nalang yan…wahahaha..
nobert soloria bermosa on May 9, 2011
too many bling oaths…hopefully you’ll achieve more that 50% of it…happy blinging
LadyElena on May 12, 2011
Ha ha…. love your way with words in this Oath Article.
Excellent Share.
arielcnacion on May 13, 2011
haha, malapit na blingday mo. bling bling bling bling bling bling bling.. haha. di ko na nabilang. =) mag-aral kang mabuti, yang ang pinakamagandang oath. lol
Michal Dorcak on May 14, 2011
haha, you took your time with that injection thing.
mtrguanlao on Jun 27, 2011
Waaa,ba’t ngayon ko lang to nabasa,arayku!
You are not just a great artist bling but a great poet too,wow! No wonder your stalker is always there,lol!
BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLING!
Love your poem so much!

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