The “other brother” Daryl:

Let’s make it a poem… Oh, you mean a one-sided phone call instead? Yes, I love that one.. Oh, you mean the one about baseball? OH! Alright… Let’s see here… ah yes, here it is. There was something about… What’s that? An “O D score”? No, it’s something about a…uh huh…no a BAT, not a…what’s that? It’s a piece of wood that you…uh huh…no, that’s a Disney movie. It’s…right, the one with the little green fairy that…NO, now you’re confusing absinthe and…Dumbo, yes I’ve tried it…no, WORM wood. Right. OK, now, Mr. “Baseball” (if that is your real name)…it says here that you have invented some kind of new game. Is that right? Yes, OK…I see here that it involves a bat, a ball, and running around in some kind of circle. Is that right? …Huh. I see. Now, you say that the person out in the field throws the ball at you and…oh, not AT you, but…I see. And then you roll around in the dirt and…oh, alright, you SLIDE into the plate, and then the girls go wild for it. Is this correct? …well, I really don’t think that “more or less” is any kind of response… OH! Now I see what you’re getting at. And the bases are “loaded” when the players…oh, when the batter is up? Well, sir, I hardly think that’s an appropriate advertisement for a national pass-time. I’d much rather print something about…well, see here now–this sounds an awful lot like… Oh it IS, is it…well that’s enough of that, then. I’ll just listen to it on the <eniter…web>

(That’s kind of what Bob N. does, but he’s a lot better at it. Family-friendly comedy for everyone! Now that’s what I call entertainment!)

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