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Celebrities are far from perfect. They do a lot of weird stuff. In fact I think that  celebrities are even more abnormal than the average person. Here are some celebs who do some crazy things.  You’ll be suprised.

Steve Wilkos. He has the right thing in mind and that is to scold and intimidate child molesters, child abusers, etc etc. But when he starts throwing chairs he reminds me of an out of control three year old that didn’t get his milk and cookies. He should put those sex offenders and child abusers in jail, where they will be giving ding dongs  to every inmate there instead of screaming and throwing chairs. Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve Steve! As his dorky fans yell. Over throwing chairs. Tweaked out totally.

Ozzie Osborne. He snorts ants, yes ants. How can he do that and still live? Boy he really must have strong insides to do something wacky as that. I loved the song Sweet Leaf that he played with Black Sabbath back in the day. Crazy old fart.

Madonna. She had this thing about her nudity. She would put on a trench coat over her naked body and go to different public places, where she would take off her coat and expose her naked body.”People need to be shocked.” She commented to that. Sleaze with ease. Madonna don’t you think like you are shocking us enough?

Kate Gosselin. She actually wants to kick her Dancing partner off the curb. Talk about being a Prima donna! And with her fake boobs and fake tan and fake hair, I don’t think anybody will ask her out for coffee anytime soon.

Rosanne. The Queen of trailer trash. I will never forget as long as I live when she sang The Star Spangle Banner, right before a base ball game. As she sang the song, completely off key, she kept on grabbing her crotch and at the end of the song, she spat on the ground. God what a wiener. Rosanne told reporters that she was making fun of the baseball players, but we all know that what she did was her naturaul trailer trash self. Kudos Rosanne.

Jerry Springer, best known for his bizarre TV show The Jerry Springer Show. Behind the scenes he goes for crazed young women. He could put those on a leash.

Richard Gere. The gay actor that would shove frozen gerbils up his too hoo and then they would come alive giving him sexual urges. What was he thinking? Shoving a rodent up his butt? That is cruelty to animals. Shame on you Richard Gere!

And there you have it people! The hall of the crazies!

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