Chapter 4: The Great Ice Cream War Part 1

The things, after recovering from the amusement a fart can bring regained their angry intent and walked very briskly in a direction that wasn’t a step gradient, since a lot of them were quite unfit from lounging around in the sun eating ice cream all day. They quickly caught up with the naughty things, who had stopped to make ice cream. It wasn’t exactly a bloodbath, or a massacre, or a war, or a battle, but more one thing throwing a rock at another thing and the other things starting to cry and make pee pee in their underwear and promising not to be naughty any more and giving back the recipe for ice cream. All in all a bit of an anti-climax really.

After the great ice cream war, as it was later, incorrectly, known, the ice cream making things went back to the sea side and had an ice cream party, the naughty things were obviously not invited. Everyone on Nothania looks back at that time as the first real war, although it wasn’t really, and stems all the blood shed back to that first fight. You see after the ice cream party was over the ice cream making things saw how easy it was to take stuff from other things and decided to use all their might to try and take more stuff from other things.

Word quickly got out about the ice cream things and their rampage, something had to be done, things were getting hit it the head with rocks all the time now and it was only a matter of time before the next thing was them. Word eventually got out to an industrious thing who was clever at making stuff. The industrious thing examined the rock throwing idea and decided to develop it going into his industrious wooden two storey shack complete with four post bed and didn’t come back out until the design was complete. The industrious thing had created a rock throwing repellent device, it was basically a big stick, which the industrious thing knew he could use to hit back the rocks at the ice cream things and also use the device as a weapon.

The ice cream things eventually made it to where the industrious thing lived, all the other things who lived near him told him that they were coming. The industrious thing picked up its rock repellent device, left his industrious shack and stood in the middle of the gathering in wait for the most epic battle that had happened within the last chapter so far…