Atom Bomb: An invention to bring an end to all inventions.

Boss: Someone who is early when your are late and late when you are early.

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in a paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake is that, a way that everybody believes he has got the biggest piece.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Classic: A book which people praise but never read.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and then kills you by bills.

Dictionary: A book where divorce comes before marriage.

Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Experience: The name people give to their mistakes.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!

Marriage: An agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally fall into a river.

Optimist: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in the midway, “SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET.”

Pessimist: A person who says that ‘O’ is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY.

Politician: One who shakes your HAND before elections and your CONFIDENCE later.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power!