I think thinking is a great thing to think about. I think I have a great intellect and I just dismiss readers who do not understand this. I have a great ego but am very modest about it. I think my modesty is a great asset to my ability to think correctly.

Four to five billion people do not think I think but I think I do, in spite of them.

I think I did everything right but everything went wrong. This was not because of my thinking but because of a thing called luck. I think I had a little bad luck.

What do you think? It does not matter because I do not care what you think. I think I am right. Why do I think the way I do? Because I think, conventional thinking is wrong and my thinking is correct.

When I tell a joke, you will not think it is funny but I do and I laugh at the jokes I tell. No one else does because they do not think about the deep meaning of them.

The fact that every decision I made in life was wrong did not make me think I had not done things correctly. I did a lot of thinking before I made a decision and I think I was right in each and every case.

I think I am a great writer and I think the world will recognize this – perhaps after I am gone but I am making a will to leave the millions in royalties to my relatives.

Thinking is a full time job. I think so much that sometimes I forget to think about things that I should think about, like taking a bath.

Thinking is a hard thing to do and so you cannot think about other things. One must concentrate on thinking and not think about anything else.

Thinking has brought me to where I am today. My life is a testimony to great thinking. I am broke, about to be homeless and getting quite hungry but think I have made the correct decisions and no one can make me think otherwise.

Thinking has led me to a point in life where I think about things all the time. I do not have time for things like work. I do not think about that.

I have found that sitting calmly and sipping a vodka and orange juice enhances the thinking process. After several glasses, thinking becomes clear, concise and much more lucid, making a lot more sense.

One Sunday I went to church. The Pastor was talking about the end of the world. That got me thinking. I figured that when I died, that would be the end of the world for me. I also began to think that everyone in the congregation would probably be gone before the end of the world. From then on, I did not think about the end of the world.

Once I was thinking that I may have been wrong about something, but I did some rethinking and realized I had been right about being wrong so I had to rethink again.

I found I was wrong about being right so my thinking proved me not correct in my thinking that I may have been wrong in the first place. This is a cardinal rule; one must always rethink the thinking to achieve the correct result.

Thinking always demands thought. One must always think this or suffer the consequences.

No one understands my thinking-, which only proves I am thinking so far above the norm. My thinking is profound, rising above the ordinary things, like earning a living. My thinking should reward me; after all, I spend all my waking moments thinking. It should be worth a fortune. In the meantime, my food stamps provide me with sustenance.

I was thinking the other day- does any one give a doodley toot. I do not know what to think. I think you do not think about it. This is sad because you should be thinking about my thinking. If you do not I do not know what to think. Is there a problem with my thinking? I do not think so.