The Idea Machine is a real thing. No one knows where The Idea Machine is or what The Idea Machine looks like. All we know about The Idea Machine is that it exists and what it does.

The Idea Machine is responsible for all ideas. How do scientists come up with theories? The Idea Machine. Every great invention? Every stupid invention? The Idea Machine at work.

When an idea pops into your head you usually dismiss it and it’s unimportant. Occasionally an idea that pops into your head becomes useful. The Idea Machine is responsible for every idea, including the bad ones, even the really bad ones.

Random Ideas and malfunctions and a necessity to keep ideas flowing to keep from jamming. Regular, harmless, random ideas are trying to keep The Idea Machine from jamming. Harmful thoughts are caused by malfunctions. Malfunctions cause harmful thoughts of various strength to course through your mind.

Every idea is tailored to your mind to make sense and, sometimes, to be as compelling as possible. You see, when a true idea, that is meant to go to you, pops into your head, there is an uncontrollable urge to spread the idea. Whether online or talking to someone. The idea will get out any way it can.

Rarely are relatively large ideas, such as religion and other ideas with world changing impact, made. This was only put on later to inhibit The Idea Machine’s abilities. The worst malfunction turned out to cause a full strength targeted idea. That idea was The Holocaust.

The Idea Machine was not always lost to us. The Idea Machine used to be among us. The Idea Machine was an integral part of society. The day The Idea Machine was lost to us was 2 days after religion. A man sent it off and followed it. The man placed the inhibitor and killed himself. Now we don’t know where The Idea Machine is. Maybe the next big idea will be finding The Idea Machine.

How do I know all this? How have we not heard of this before? I don’t know. An Idea just popped into my head and I felt compelled to write this.