Sure it looks convenient with it’s slim womanly figure but don’t judge a book by it’s cover. This thing will take roughly 1900lbs of pressure to get that tasty red tomato substance to come out, unexpectedly of course. You grab that bottle and squeeze it,all the while you’re thinking to yourself “oh please don’t squirt all over me, all I want is a peaceful meal at the polka club fish fry” and BLAMO! The bottle opens up like the Skydome on a hot sunny day! Ketchup is spewed all over your new fanny pack and penny loafers, everyone laughs at you, people drive by honking and a woman pushing a stroller goes by while the baby says it’s first word “Loser”. I know, I know aiming with that bottle is like trying to blow up a balloon with a hole in it..

Seriously now, who designed this thing? Was he/she fired? It must have been a joke. Or an effort to make consumers “use” more product. What was wrong with the old squeeze bottle? Everyone I know says the same thing, they won’t be buying these bottles ever again. Will you?

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