i was with my friend Adrian, we were going to the store and out of nowhere he says, lets go to the mall

i was like, deep valley!

he said i  mean on the moon. 

so i was like fine Dougie

we flipped our bikes over into a space ship and flew to gamma gamma yellow. 

from there we joined star fleet

after seven space years of training we were finally given a ship

we then declared we were going AWOL

after fighting our way through hundreds of squids and octopus we had to battle the top captains of star fleet with our adventure quest characters

finally we defeated them and were able to make it to the moon

once we got there we were like gosh darn it! this always happens, we get here and either dont find anything we want or we realize we don’t have enough money for anything cool what a waste of time

on the way home we got found by the Wailord of Gilgamurn

he told us the meaning of life and then killed us

he then resurrected us without any memory of the days events

then he performed a Vulcan mind meld so as to fill us in on the days events except for the meaning of life

after this we said why didn’t you tell us the meaning of life

he said because you’re not allowed to know

we said why did you tell us in the first place

then he sent us to school for seventeen space years to become pilots

after receiving our diploma he destroyed them and removed our memory’s and sent us on our way back to the store we had originally been on our way to

we thanked him, bought some guns and left