Kevin: Hey man, be right back.
Kevin’s Friend: K, man
Kevin’s Little Brother: Yay, burritos!
Kevin: Yum, undlerlay, underlay!
(Pushes Little Brother over with great speed)
Kevin: Underlay, underlay!!
(rushes back to into room)
*About 10 Minutes later*
Kevin: Be right back, man. I’m going to get more burritos. Underlay, underlay!
(pushes little brother over again)
Kevin: Underlay!
(stops to see Brother)
(brother gets up crying)
Kevin: I wonder if I push him again he’ll stop crying.
(push, thump)
Kevin: Hmm, maybe if I push him again, he’ll stop…
(push, thump)
Kevin: Dammit, he’s still screaming and crying!
Kevin: Hmm, I got an idea!
(Kevin takes his little brother to a 1020 Story Skyscaper)
Kevin: This should do the trick! Underlay, underlay!
(Push, …………………………………….. THUMP!)
Kevin: What do you know, no more screaming and crying! Man, I’m hungry! I wonder if dad is cooking some Tacos?
(goes home)
(pushes dad over to get to a big pile of Tacos on a plate)
Kevin: I wonder if I push him over again, I can get out of this “Grounded” thing.
(Push, thump!)
Kevin: Hmm, still grounded. Hey, I wonder… Ah ha, I got another great idea!
(Kevin takes dad to an evil hungry shark pool)
Kevin: K. 1, 2, 3!
(push, splash)
Dad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Kevin: Hmm, theres the “ahh” and the “splash”, but still no “thump”. Eh, It’ll pass. Hmm, I wonder what mom is cooking at home? Man, I’m hungry.