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Why do I change my pen name so often? I am not a sctizo, nor am  I an attention harlot, I mainly do this as a joke.

I just love to play around and play jokes on people. Like the time at work when I put  a smushy tomato on my boss’s chair at work and yes I got away with that prank. My boss had  heavy tomato residue all over his butt and he was screaming about it. I went to the bathroom and started laughing hysterically.

I would Scream at my husband, ”Oh my god there are cockroaches in the kitchen!”  In which there were no roaches at all.

I can’t stand my husband’s friends. They are such womanizers. They think that all women should be barefoot and pregnant. Including me! How insulting! Well, one time when a friend of his dropped by to watch the football game, I put some toothpaste all over the toilet seat mixed with talcum powder. That really got him! I still laugh about that little trick to this very day!

I absolutely love to tease my friends by saying, “So, how are you and your dog and cat?”  When in reality none of my friends has a cat or dog.  It drives them crazy whenever I ask that.

I like to play jokes on my husband like, hide and seek. When I hear my hubbie my walk in the door, I hide behind the couch or behind the fridge. I am very small, so I can easily hide behind the fridge with no problem. My husband will call for me saying, “Are you there? Are you here?” And that’s when I jump out at him and yell, “Boo!”  He loves that!

Now, are you getting the picture as to why I am changing my pen name so much? It is a JOKE another one of my bag of tricks. In all, it is a plain JOKE.

So far since I came to Triond, I must have changed my pen name ten times. I just love to joke around with people. Excuse me for being repetitious.

I plan on being a comedian some day. All I need is an audience and a microphone and there I go. My first act will be on the so many times I changed my pen name at Triond.  HA! With my ability to play jokes on people,  I am sure that I will have no problem fitting in the comedian field at all.

Oh well.

Tottles!