The strangest excuses for your tardiness to work.

Everyone can remember in my time unfortunate morning: You slept hastily drank coffee and spilled it directly on clothes. I had to change clothes, then quickly Shuttling children to school or kindergarten, and then you suddenly discovered that, everything else, you forgot your fitness and obviously did not get to the gym. What a day! So when you finally get to work, you become very clear that you are late and need something to say for yourself.

According to the survey, almost 20% of people recognize the fact that he was late for work, at least once a week, approximately 30% of people said in advance by phone about being late for work.

People point to various reasons for which they were late. This most often happens because of the fact that people forget something at home, and they return home, 31% of the people writing off late on transportation, endless traffic jams, 16% complained that just missed the 18% explained that it was difficult to collect child school or kindergarten.

In addition to the typical, everyday is quite justified and there are strange, out of the ordinary, invented by people who are constantly late for work:

I’m somebody now haunted by car, so I was forced to turn and go a longer route.

My dog accidentally scored 02, and I had to explain to the police that the call was wrong.

Today I have not heard the sound of the alarm and thought that, apparently, what I was hearing. For this reason, decided to drive to work to the doctor. Well, that was a false alarm.

My girlfriend went mad and started to smash my apartment. I had to save everything that could have been saved in the apartment.

I talked all night with the other world and argued with God.

Brownie somewhere to hide my shoes, so I had to spend a lot of time in order to find her.

I accidentally used the super-glue, thinking that I put on the lens. As a result, have long to stick his eyes.

While I was standing at the crossroads in a traffic jam, I was in the car sat down with a girl of easy virtue. I had a long time to persuade her out of the car.

My cat gave birth to the first time, and I was supposed to be with her.

It is believed that men are rarely late to work than women. Thus, approximately 41% of men said that was never late for work, whereas among the female population is not late for work, only 35%. Men are less inclined to find excuses being late for work. Only 22% of men seeking a noble excuse to explain the delay, but among women the percentage increases to 29 latecomers.

Many people come up with excuses, because they fear that they may dismiss, deny Prize, reported at all, hinder career opportunities. In fact, approximately 45% of managers do not pay attention to the lateness of subordinates and not blame them for it if they do a good job with their responsibilities and show good results at work. Only about 25% of managers consider being late for work as a wow. The most important thing – it is time to understand and study the features of your company executives to avoid trouble.

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