*THOUGH SHALL ALWAYS PUT MATE BEFORE DATES

*THOUGH SHALL NOT SKIP YOUR ROUND AT THE BAR EVEN IF YOU ARE GOING HOME

*THOUGH SHALL ALWAYS  MAKE FUN OF A MATE WHEN YOUR MATE DOES SOMETHING STUPID

*THOUGH SHALL CARRY ON THIS BANTER UNTIL THE MATE STOPS REACTING

*THOUGH SHALL ALWAYS MAKE A MATE LOOK LIKE A LIVING LEGEND WHEN IN-FRONT OF THE OPPOSITE SEX

*THOUGH SHALL  WING MAN AND NEVER COCK BLOCK

*THOUGH SHALL NEVER REFER TO ANYTHING AS CUTE

*THOUGH SHALL NEVER SLEEP  WITH A MATES FAMILY OR EX….UNLESS GIVEN PERMISSION

*THOUGH SHALL NEVER WEAR A VEST TOP……SORT YOUR LIFE OUT SON!!!!

*THOUGH SHALL NEVER DRINK WINE OR ALCHOHPOPS ON A BOYS ONLY NIGHT

*THOUGH SHALL ALLWAYS ACCEPT WHEN OFFERED A SHOT……UNLESS DRIVING

*THOUGH SHALL NOT TELL A MATE IF HE HAS ANYTHING ON HIS FACE OR HIS ZIP IS UNDONE

*THOUGH SHALL ALWAYS TELL A MATE IF HIS MOTHER IS A MILF

*THOUGH SHALL ALLWAYS BACK A MATE UP IF HE GETS IN TROUBLE…UNLESS HE HAS BEEN A DICK AND DESERVES THE LESSON

*THOUGH SHALL NEVER REMOVE YOU TOP IF ABOUT TO FIGHT

*IF YOU ARE NOT A SPORTS FAN THOUGH SHALL NOT TALK ABOUT OTHER HOBBIES WHILE SPORTS IS ON

*THOUGH SHALL ALWAYS BE KIND TO YOUR MATES GIRLFRIEND…IF SHE DOESN’T LIKE YOU HE CANT COME OUT TO PLAY

*THOUGH SHALL NEVER GIVE A WOMAN THE CHANCE TO SAY “I TOLD YOU SO” 

*THOUGH SHALL NEVER BACK OUT AT THE LAST MINUTE WHEN YOU HAVE PLANS WITH MATES

*THOUGH SHALL NEVER GIVE ANY USEFUL INFORMATION TO A MATES OTHER HALF…ALWAYS PLAY IT DUMB

*THOUGH SHALL NEVER BRING A CAMERA TO A LADS NIGHT OUT

*WHEN A MATE IS REFUSED ENTRY TO A VENUE ON A NIGHT OUT EVERYBODY MUST GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!!

*THOUGH SHALL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR A FRIEND IN A TIME IN NEED BUT NEVER SPEND MORE THAN 1.5 HOURS TALKING ABOUT THE PROBLEM…THE REST OF THE TIME IS CHEERING UP TIME

*THOUGH SHALL NEVER SEE A MATES EX UNLESS PERMISSION IS GIVEN

*IN A MAN CHALLENGE THE WINNER IS CHOSEN BY A THIRD MATE

*THOUGH SHALL NEVER WATCH MAMA MIA!!! …..UNLESS ITS FOR SEX AFTERWARDS

*WHEN OFFERING TO MAKE FOOD FOR MATES THOUGH SHALL NEVER MAKE A FULL MEAL

*THOUGH SHALL NEVER MAKE COMMENT ABOUT YOUR MATE UGLY GIRLFRIEND UNTIL AT LEAST 3 WEEKS AFTER THEY HAVE SPLIT

*WHEN THOUGH HERES THE WORD “I NEED YOUR HELP” THOUGH MUST ALLWAYS GO HELP