The tea gremlin lives around all of us. Scoping out the most casual and subtle of tea parties. He feeds his insatiable hunger with a certain strain of tea. He’ll get you when your at your least point of expectancy. Creeping through the shadows rustling teapots like a bull in a china shop. The circles under his eyes growing ever so bigger as he feens for only drops of the tea of others. If you listen closely you can hear him licking his cracked lips giggling just waiting as you make your tea. He scampers around you but you don’t know he’s there. Be sure not to make your tea in the dark the tea gremlin can get a bit carried away while stalking his meal. Swallow your tea quick, the gremlin can get a bit impatient, hunting his the predator itself that took his prey. Clawing, scraping, splitting the lips and breaking the jaw of his patient just to get a drop of his drug. Can you seem him now standing over you taking long drags on your tea. You barely conscious on the ground. If you aren’t careful the tea gremlin will get you. Drink your tea quick, don’t slurp to encourage his craving to ingest his ecstasy and most of never leave your tea unwatched because when you least expect it a tea gremlin will soon be squatting with you, and the only thing worse than a tea gremlin. Is a squatter.

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