I know many people who do insult others. I do have a good comeback arsenal when needed though. I want to share my 15 favorite comebacks ever.

1.”Your plane ain’t takin’ off today, son!” (You can also use “boy” at the end.) If they ask, “What?” then respond by repeating.

2.”I think you’d be a better example for these fine people.” Use especially with weight or stupid insults.

3.”Wow!Thanks for reminding me!” Leave immeadiatly after said.

4.Just stand there and give no response. Wait! Better yet, smile at them silently.

5.”Now then, thank you for that fine describtion of yourself.”

6″Thanks for the info. Now then, what are you gonna do with your life?”

7.”I didn’t quite understand that, could you please repeat it?” {Repeat until he walks away.)

8.(If at a school.)Accidently drop books on his/her toes.

9.”I know someone who could help you, his number is 1-800-retardsville.”

10.”Oh my god! There’s Charles Manson! Made you look!”

11.”Hey look it’s Mr/s.(principal’s name)!”

12.”Funniest joke I’ve ever hears! Have you considered a carrer in comedy?”

13.”You’re like the Lions. Think you’re gonna do good, but you’re the Lions.”

14.”How many REAL friends do you have?”

15.”See ya.” (Walk off)

So, there you have it, a quick little article on the best insult comebacks ever.See ya!(Get it? :} )