There is a patrol person in front of the underworld checking each car for illegal aliens…To get into the underworld, you must not be communist, have no eyebrows, shave your legs and have fungus toenails…You must not need any such liquid to survive and have a dragon named Napoleon…Over the underworld, is a half circle that is black and grey…This half circle has sparkles and is on fire…There is also a rainbow plaid unicorn hovering over the half circle with it’s horn on fire and acid spewing from it’s mouth…Everyone gravitates toward the underworld, but the conditions to enter are to unreasonable…Thus, everyone gravitates, but no one enters. 

This is the underworld and this table is the world…My pinkies won’t touch…