3. Where’s the Palm Trees?

He thought this was a perfect time to have a nice chat with the sedimentary rocks at the bottom of the lake, so down he swam till he got to the bottom. Then he says,
“Good day, my good man, how are you on this fine day?”. I guess he’s British then, oh well, maybe that’s why the cave rocks wouldn’t talk to him. oh well, too late to wonder upon past plot points, onto the story.

So then this amazing thing happens the sedimentary rocks talk back and say,
“Oot unk blaaga blaaga weee”. Well at least they talk back. Its something interesting though isn’t it? A useful plot point too, if i might add.

Anyway after weeks upon weeks of trying to learn the language of the sedimentary rocks, the rock monster finally gave up. During his time he couldn’t learn much other than the words “Hello” and “Goodbye”.
“Thuuk” he said and was of to the north, where the mountains rise.

4. Burn Baby Burn, I’m on Fire!

I’ve decided this story turns out to be nowhere near as funny as what i had predicted it to be so for now, I’m going to enlighten the mood. lets see, some mood music, candles, dim lights, red wi-….. hang on. Oops wrong guide, oh well, you’re going to have to stick with this for now.

So the rock monster climbs this mountain, which is actually a volcano but you don find that out till later. Once he gets to the top he realizes he’s actually climbing a volcano. No. Way. So now there’s all these couples there waiting for the new baby igneous rocks to be born. The rock monster starts speaking to them and find that most of the rocks there speak English, which is um .. whats the word.. ah yes, it is a relief. He finally has friends.

He lives there for about 2 months and then THEY come.

5. Tiny Hydro Electric Yosammity-sam’s.Or THEY for Short

This title is completely misleading because when i said THEY i was actually talking about the aliens. So, moving only left a right an only shooting two bullets at a time the rock monster defended away fro the aliens, but he didn’t get them all, and one of the landed. The aliens on the ship sent out they rock-eating lizard pets to destroy the whole mountain side, but the rock monster defended.

The lizards were strong, but the rock monster was smart, he could easily outwit them, so he challenged them to a game of chess. To which they accepted. In a long, boring and somewhat pointless battle of chess, the rock monster won. Hooray. The aliens leave, he goes down tot he pub has a few quiet ones with the fellas and meets a few girls.

THE END, hope you liked it in some way or another.