WARNING: HALF OF THE FOLLOWING MAY OR MAY NOT BE LIES. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

   WARNING 2: THE ABOVE WARNING MAY ALSO CONTAIN LIES.

   This little something here was inspired by a friend and another little something. You wanna know what that something is? Well, it’s for me to know and you to leave alone. Yeah.

    The topic of today’s crapping is: Me. If you know me already, I must be the BEST person you ever know in your whole damn life, yeah? If you don’t know me, well, what are you waiting for? Get to know me NOW before your chance slips away. Yeah… =D 

    Well, for starters, the best thing about me is my ability to be serious. See how serious I am? (I know you can’t see me, just a metaphor.) 

   …  Ok. I admit I’m lying. Or half joking. Whatever. Actually, I can’t stay serious unless it’s my best friend or I’m pissed. It used to be more of the latter though. I’m emotional, I get pissed easily. (This sentence is 100% true, If you can keep this a secret, I’ll give you a slice of strawberry cake.) 

    I also have a little teeny-weeny tiny inferiority complex. (HAH didn’t see that coming did ya!) A little. Only a little though. The slightest thing you say may hurt me, but it won’t show. Ok, maybe it will. But it’s not like you care right? Right.

     The thing I love most about myself is my ability to crap. And, mind you, I can only crap with my friends and through writing. I have nothing serious to write about. If you see me writing serious, it’ll be either the end of the world or at the funeral of my beloved: Pet dog. <—- I like this smiley face. It’s cute.

     Digital faces. My favourite is this one =O It’s cute.

     Back to the topic. After all of that I found out that I wrote nothing about myself (SHOCKER!) So I’m going to tell you guys this, I’m either a guy or a girl, between 12 and 20, and I just woke up just to find I had sprawled on the bed to do my homework, fell asleep, and drooled all over my bedsheets. Cool, right?

    I do like chocolate. And sweets in general. My friend once said, and thy quote: “Obesity rocks!” Well, I don’t think so. So the conclusion of this epic story is: Always, Always, Exercise. 

   Have you fainted yet? My sense of humor is fantabulous, no? Ta ta for now.

P.S. I’ll be back! I’ll be back to annoy the hell out of you all! Muahahahaha!

P.S.2 I crap a lot