I have to admit that I am off beat. Everybody thinks so. But even though I am cursed with being different, (Being off beat,) I still have it OK.

I have a family who loves me dearly, a wonderful husband, my cats love me, my friends love me, I am forty plus, but I am very content with myself and with my life. So what is wrong with being a little strange?

At this day and age, we have to be like those beautiful, glamours celebrities from Paris Hilton to Oprah Winfrey and if you don’t look like them or act like them, then you have a problem.

Screw society. I get everything I want, even though I may be off kilter.

And I am smart and multi talented. I care about people and I give also. I recently gave all my porcelain dolls to the Church because I no longer wanted them AND I thought that some nine-year old girl who doesn’t have much in life would love to have one. So I took them all to the church, and gave them away. It always puts a smile on my face when I can make other people happy.

Now back to the subject of being weird, I do not do such things like talking to myself, running around naked not even in my home or join cults. I don’t shave my head, I don’t scream in public just for kicks.

But I can start bizarre  conversations and topics, with other people. I get angry when People give me a hard time. I tend to snap and say the most horrific things in the English language to other people to hurt their feelings.

I am a leader, never a follower and I have ice cream for breakfast, peanut butter and crackers for lunch. I have a crab salad for dinner.

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I carry myself well, but when one person says something about me that I don’t like, I slap them upside the head, and I make them my enemy forever more.

You see, being off beat, strange, off the wall or weird, can have their advantages. And what the heck is normal?  In our society today, everybody is different. Believe me when I address that.