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I at was at the cash, at the local wal-mart.
The cashier rang me up, totalling $18.i73 – i gave him a twenty dollar bill. He gave me back $18.73. I returned the money and informed him that he had made a mistake to my benefit.
He got angry and told me that he was a highly edge-a-macated human being and returned the money again, in the same amount. I returned the money once again, same scenario, I still left the store with $18.73.  

here on earth

I walked into a coffee culture with a buy-1-get-1-free voucher for a Latte. I handed it to the cashier and he  glanced up at the chalk board where ‘buy 1-get 1 free was written. he said hey, lattes are already buy-1-get-1-free. He passed me my two free Lattes and I walked out the door, shaking my head.

they’re here on earth

i was walking down young street when I heard a man remark to a woman, look at that dead seagull!
The lady tilted her head upward, and scanned the sky… Where? She asked.

here on earth

the elevators at my condo weren’t working the other day, and living on the twenty fifth floor – it was a long hike to the top. Needless to say that I was in no good mood and light headed about half way up. At the eighteenth floor the door opened and a havily make-up’d woman poked her head out of the hall into the stairwell and with a look of suprise asked me, “excuse me, but are you going up or down?”
Dumbfounded i kept walking…

here on earth

I used to work for a cell phone company’s twenty-four/seven tech-support call service. once on the night shift I got a call from a guy who asked from when until when is this call center open. I told him, ‘you called a any time line we’re always open, tenty-four/ seven. He then asked, “uh, is that easter or pacific time?’

here on earth

My gramma has one of those life saver gadgets in her van, specially made to cut through seat belts if you ever get stuck. She stows it in the back.

They Walk Among Us!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

They Walk Among Us!

I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. ‘Now,’ she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?’

They Walk Among Us!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. ‘Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.’

Yep, They Walk Among Us!

They Walk Among Us, and They Reproduce,

and worst of all ……….

THEY VOTE