1. If airplanes in the night sky were actually shooting stars, wouldn’t waiting for your red-eye flight be AWESOME? and extremely dangerous? 

2. What’s it like inside a Pokeball?

3. How does that creepy guy on Facebook with no mutual friends find you?

4. Where is Waldo?

6. Who won the Rocky freeze frame ending?

7. Why do vampires in Twilight sparkle? 

8. What happened to question 5? (I hate when people do that, don’t you? it’s like chain mail.)

9. Who starts those clever Facebook groups? and who starts Chain Mail? Satan? 

10. Who would win, Mewtwo or Darth Vader?

11. Why are you reading this?

12. Do any jokes start with “A guy walks out of a bar?”