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Fall is here.  The temperatures are cooling.  Time to chill out and open a few new fortune cookies. Today, we look at fortune cookie sayings from postal workers.  It’s time to deliver:

1.   When the job is completed, you should put your stamp of approval on the work if it is well done.

2.   You are about to have a baby.  Expect a first class delivery.

3.   It’s never polite to let your dog take a bite of a postman.

4.   You may wish to put your life on hold, but you’ll still receive your mail.

5.   Junk mail is like a bad marriage, too much baggage.

6.   You are about to receive a notification from the IRS, and it has nothing to do about winning a sweepstake.

7.   Bills are like pills.  They frequently leave you with a bitter taste in your mouth.

8.   Your check is in the mail.  Also, the Easter bunny is paying a visit to your home.

9.   You’re about to receive a card from your ex-girlfriend.  Please handle the envelope with extreme care.

10. Your sexual performance is like the letter that you just sent to your girlfriend, insufficient.

11. You are about to hear a package marked fragile.  Be prepared to clean up the glass.

12. Your mail delivery is running late just like the day you arrived for your wedding.

13. You have just won a million dollar sweepstake.  Oops, you have just won the opportunity to enter a million dollar sweepstake.  Fortune cookies are only human.