You’re on a blind date. Things are not going well.  You realize that this blind date is turning into a disaster.  Here are thirteen

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 signs that your blind date hates you:

1.   Your blind date tells you that you look and act like her ex-boyfriend.  She then tells you that she despises her ex-boyfriend.

2.   Your blind date warns you not to get too close.  She informs you that she has pepper spray in her purse.

3.   Your blind date says no to everything that you tell her.  Finally, when you ask her if she wants to end the date she says yes.

4.   Your blind date tells you that her father is an ex-con who does not want to see her daughter get hurt.  She then tells you that her last date ended up in a hospital.

5.   Your blind date takes her fork and stabs a piece of beef.  She then informs you that if you continue to tell annoying jokes she will be stabbing something else next.

6.   Your blind date takes a can of disinfectant from her purse and starts spraying it in your face.

7.   Your blind date tells you that you look like one of the zombies in a Michael Jackson video.

8.   Your blind date tells you that you have the sex appeal of a fruit fly.

9.   Your blind date starts making advances to any guy that she meets.  She tells you to go away and not to come back until you start acting like a man.

10.  Your blind date writes a dear John letter on your napkin.  She then blows her nose on the napkin and gives the napkin to you.

11.  Your blind date tells you that she is a Virgo.  She then says that you must be a Taurus because you’re full of bull #@$!.

12.  Your blind date punches you in the gut and then explains that you are only good for relieving her stress.

13.  Your blind date talks about Twilight all night and tells you how she would love to see someone suck the blood out of your life.