I hate:

1. When a girl tells me that I’m a squirt. Yeah Yeah, I might be a little skinny, but I can sure kick their asses! And some of the boys’. Maybe.
2. When I constantly get a cold. What the hell?
3. When I am told that I’m weird. Fine, it might be right, but now I’ve heard it for 7 years, don’t you think it’s time to stop?
4. People that say: “Hi! Look at me, I know stuff! Snauf Snauf.” I seriously can’t handle it, my knuckles are scratching everytime one of those punks promote themselves.
5. When I forget my homework. I go on throughout the day telling myself: “Blame the government, blame the government…”
6. The weather. Everytime I talk to someone, they have excellent weather at their houses ( also if it’s only 5 miles away). Meanwhile, there’s always a black cloud following my head.
7. To find out that you just folded 344 brochures, when the photocopier could have done it for you. Seriously?
8. The fact that I keep my self awake to write stupid articles like this.
9. The fact that I use $1600 on a new kickass computer, and my friends old and outdated still has a higher FPS in HL2 than mine. What the fuck?
10. That I sit down on the toilet to avoid peeing on the floor. I then stand up, look down and see my fluids all over the floor… No, it’s not something I make up.