I dislike homework. Let’s explore ways to not do homework.

1. Television – No matter what channel, television is better than homework. Watch Cartoons, Food Network (see #3), or even ESPN! Homework can wait! You deserve to have fun.

2. Video Games – Everyone loves to relax and play a nice long game of MLB The Show 2. Just crank it up, pick the Red Sox, and enjoy the wonderful craftsmanship that is a video game. Who doesn’t enjoy shooting aliens, racing at 200 mph, and saving the world?

3. Eating – Yummmmmmm. I love food. It makes me forget about silly work and enjoy the moment. Hot Pockets provide a quick and easy meal, or you may go for a healthy apple to keep the doctor away.

4. Exercise – By exercise, I don’t mean touch your toes or do some jumping jacks, I mean hardcore P90X! Turn those flabs into abs and attack that excess body fat.

5. Sleep – The polar opposite to #4, this is a great way to spend some time while not giving in to the boogie monster known as homework. Kick back, take a snooze and enjoy the time you have.

Carpe Diem my friends.