Are you having a bad day?  We all do sometimes.  Here are twelve signs that you are going to have a very bad day:

1.   You fall out of bed in the morning and land on your cat. Your cat is not amused, and scratches your face so that you look like you have tic tac toe across it.

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2.   Your shower doesn’t give you hot or warm water.  Chill out.  Actually, you will feel quite chilly.

3.   You can’t find a single clean shirt in the closet.  Listen Mr. Single Guy, you’ve got to do your laundry more than after every full moon.

4.   You call for a taxi and are given the one finger salute.

5.   Your dog gets ahold of your car keys and won’t let go. 

6.   You really need to go to the bathroom, but your son has constipation and won’t leave the bathroom. To make matters worse, he has locked the door, and you have only one bathroom in your apartment.

7.   You blow a kiss to your next door neighbor while your wife is looking on.  Your neighbor is beautiful and single.  You may be single sooner than you think.

8.   Your computer decides to break out in a full scale virus.  It happens on a Saturday.  Your computer ends up having Saturday Night Fever.

9.   Your darling toddler drops your reading glasses in the toilet.

10.  You use the wrong toothbrush.  It’s your daughter’s toothbrush.  Your daughter has a cold.  Also, you notice that you are losing a lot of hair. You start to feel old and feeble in a manner of minutes.

11.  Your dishwasher breaks down just before you have a major dinner party.

12.  You notice that a whopper of a pimple has just formed at the base of your nose. You look like Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.