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Why do weirdos sit next to me?

This is a question i have thought a lot about in my math class. And have come to believe that they want to make me one of them. 

I have also found out numerous ways to get rid of em. Here are 6 of them:

1/ Don’t wash, ever.

2/ Learn one line from a sound of music song and sing it over and over and over again in a barely audilbe voice.

3/ Get an ANTICHRIST tattoo on your forehead.

4/ Carry a machete.

5/ Whenever you get on a bus/train announce proudly to the rest of the passengers “I am the vindicator of the damned, Give me your weapons or I will destroy you” (goes well with number 3)

6/ 1/ Don’t wash, ever.

2/ Learn one line from a sound of music song and sing it over and over and over again in a barely audilbe voice.

3/ Get an ANTICHRIST tattoo on your forehead.

4/ Carry a machete.

5/ Whenever you get on a bus/train announce proudly to the rest of the passengers “I am the vindicator of the damned, Give me your weapons or I will destroy you” (goes well with number 3)

6/ Try looking like a hobo.

Well, I tried talking to my friend about this, and they said that I was a “freak magnet”, and i said that explains why you guys are around me, that got em pissed real bad. Lol i have to apologies to them some day.

Well, after researching this topic, i can conclude that when someone says this to a weirdo ” you know people like me like to carry atom bomb”, just makes them think that you are one on them!

Anyone have a better topic to write about, i am running out of ideas… I already did one about the naked girl and the hobo, they didnt let me publish it  

no comment bout the grammer plz, no seriously..