What? Is it my magic typing? I bet you didn’t even notice what I’ve done to the text. Oh yes, now you have to keep Reading. But you don’t really, It’s a free country, you can do what you want, except for rape, and but fucking monkeys. But why would you do that to such a poor little fluff ball, so helpless and alone.

that’s how the first guy got aids, can you imagin how awkward that trip to the doctor’s must have been.

“you have kind of desease that only affects those of ape origin, while you where in the jungle, did you eat any monkeys?”

“of corse not, that’s just mean, that’s like canabalism!”

“if you wernt eating them you must of been haveing anal sex with th…”

“I was eating them.”

I was eating pizzas on thursday, i also went ice skating, I like skating, it’s fun, so is playing tiddlewinks, it’s all about flicking counters. i’m very good at counting, i can count to 10 ten now and i can say the whole alpphabet! isnt that amazing! almost as amazing as something going BANG, also thing that implode which really sort of go BANG but inwards, stars do that, but then they explode outwards and destroy lot’s of things. that is bad.

like the big errection, i mean erruption, in iceland. I wonder why they called iceland that when it’s green and greenland green when it’s coverd in ice?

some plank who was first to sail to indonesia also found all the islands around australi, but completely missed auetralia it’s self!

“what about that big island over there captin? it’s massive and we don’t have it on our map yet sir.”

“oh i’m sure we have it, keep going.”

the look on the guys face who actualy did find it when he just expected a patch of open sea.

he was actualt deserted there by his men!

I like deserts, the pudding kind that you eat, not the dry sandy things you die in.

have you ever seen the duck song on you tube? you havn’t? well then, I can’t keep rambling on until you have seen the duck song on you tube because you won’t know what i’m on about.

when the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man runnin stand, hey, bum bumb bum, got any grapes?

the man said no, we just sell lemonade, but it’s cold and it’s fresh and it;s all homemade, could I get you a glass?

the duck said, i’ll pass.

and the duck waddled away, waddle waddle, waddle waddle waddle, waddle waddle. ’till the very next day.

and then that just repeats with different choroses ’till the end basicly, but don’t watch 2 or 3, they’re crap