What It Would Be Like If Your Whole House TalkedSo I heard you just bought a new house, spent quite a bit of money on it, bought new couches and appliances. You live with your wife or husband, no kids yet. You walk into your house and it shouts out “Welcome!” How would you react?When your washing your clothes the washer wouldn’t spin fast because it whines that it gives her a headache, so it takes two hours to just do one load, and a bad job. The dryer would be the same, or worse.

He would complain he hates spinning and hot air gets him light headed. He would complain spinning very slow, giving you a headache and wet clothes, three hours later.Your toaster and microwave and oven would be the most biggest tricksters. When you would use them they would be like “ THIS IS GETTING TO HOT IT HURTS! TURN ME OFF!” Then once you do turn them off they would say “Haha you believed me, I’m made for this.” Or they would be like “I’m burning your food!” And they would say the same thing. Just think of how annoying this would be if you were in a rush to go somewhere.

Your doors would make you want to scream. When you would try and come in and rest from a long day at work. Your door won’t let you in. He would play tricks on you, he would open it and then when you get closer he would shut it. Think how frustrating this would be.If you thought getting through the door was hard. Try getting to sleep. Your bed will keep wiggling and wobbling all night and complain that your lying down wrong just to make you mad. Would you live in a house like this?