When men and women were created, they both have different emotional needs but cannot be satisfied in life without the other. It’s like a man and a woman are made for each other despite of the differences. Here are the differences that I know exist between a man and a woman.

a.) Paying after dining out

When the check/ bill arrives, Michael, Shane, John, Matt each gives off $20 bill even if the total amount is only $40 and neither of them admits getting the change back.

When women get their bill, they get first their calculators to check if the computation of the bill is right.

b.) Needs and wants
A man will pay two dollars for a dollar item that he needs.
A woman will pay a dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn’t need, as long as she sees it’s on sale.

c.) Inside  the bathroom

A man has few important things in his bathroom, shaving cream, razor, toothbrush, toothpaste and a towel taken from a hotel.

A woman has a minimum of 100 things in her bathroom, most of the time the man cannot recognize 50 of them.

d.) Pets

Woman loves cats.

Man claims he loves cats but when woman doesn’t look,  he kicks the cat. He actually likes dogs.

e.) The way they call their fellows
If Suzzie, Marie, Terry and Patti dine out, they call each other as Suzzie, Marie, Terry and Patti.
If Michael, Shane, John and Matt go out, they refer to each other as Fat Boy, Sponge Boob, Peanut-Head and Scooby.

f.) While on disagreements and arguments
A woman always has the last word when in argument.
Anything a man says after that is a beginning of a new disagreement that results to another argument and goes on and on until the woman gets her final word and the man finally shuts up.

g.) About the Future

Inside a woman’s head is being the most beautiful bride with a handsome prince charming together making family, kids, gardening, white ficket fence house.
A man thinks of boating, travelling, politics, economy, business, basketball, Sunday football, play hockey, getting a lap dance, fishing, getting new Air Jordan rubber shoes, getting a fishing pole, solving a crossword puzzle, career in a big construction industry, camping, constructing a dog house, getting a dog, jogging, excercising, and then woman.

h.) Morning ritual before going to work
A woman after showering open her make-up kit, apply mositurizer, make-up base, foundation, pressed powder, eye shadows, blusher and finishing touches of a bronzer. She then blow dry her hair, style a poof hair, spray it, and watch the mirror several times before wearing her clothes… After wearing her clothes she checks her make up again and do some retouch and comb her again and stare a million times at the mirror watching out for the over all impact before living the house.

A man wakes up every morning scratch the butt, get up, brush his teeth, dress for work and go to work.

i.) Waking up
Man wakes up as good-looking as he went to bed.
Woman wakes up with a lot of creams and cucumber deteriorated in the morning. 
 
j.) About the Children
A woman knows everything about her children’s wants, dislikes, fears, dreams, favorite jacket, personalities and future hopes and wishes.
A man play throw ball with his son even if he likes barbie more than baseball.