A list.

1. Doing an online survey for bitesize, rather than revise from bitesize

2. You wake up at 9 o clock, and think you need more sleep because that’s far to early…

3. You suddenly find the most meaningless tasks very exiting

4. You feel hungry all the time and suddenly need lots of snack breaks

5. Finding yourself saying “I’ll do it just after…” and then never finishing the said thing

6. Getting all the important stuff from people 5 mins before the exam.

7. Waking up in the morning and thinking “HOLY SHIT! I’M GONNA FAIL!” and then walking out the exam going “wow, that was easy…”

8. You can’t turn on the computer without being on facebook/myspace/msn

9. Texts simply cannot wait to be replied to

10. Dinner takes a lot longer to eat.

11. Suddenly programmes like “how fat is my face?” become intensly interesting

12. Revision has become staring at words on a screen/page and realising you don’t understand, and so give up.

13. Colour coding your work in some pathetic attempt to make it sink in more

14. Your mum texting you asking if you’re doing revision and you reply of course! and act hurt when really you’re wasting your time compiling some sort of list

15. Making a revision time table you must amend because you didn’t revise so you amend it instead of revise

16 You realise you’re charizard isn’t level 100 yet!

17. You say to yourself you have to get to 20 in this list

18. You find yourself contemplating such meaningess things like “where is a snakes tail?”

19. In the end, you just sit. You don’t do anything, you just sit.

20. You realise number 17 doesn’t count

21. You need to reorganise you pokemon cards constantly

22. You have to end on a multiple of 5

23. You can do something creative, that requires much more work than revising, instead of revising

24. Having people over to watch the new pokemon film instead of revising

25. Constantly making your status on myspace/facebook “I give up! That’s it! I give up!”

26. Sleeping on a book hoping words will come to life and sneak into your head via your ear.

27. Giving up on the multiple of 5 thing

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  • Nikita K on Aug 22, 2009

    Haha, this was absolutely hilarious! Especially point 11! I started watching all sorts of rubbish when I was on my study leave in May/June and at one point when I really didn’t want to revise I even watched CBeebies. And some points that are so true are point 4, 7,8, 9 and 25! I’ve been there and done that. Brilliant article, this really is genius! Better than revising anyway.

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