Hey dude/dudet! Are you dead yet? NOOO! If you follow this guide you might get your butt saved! Even if your weak/fat/or just isn’t fit enough to survive something like this you still have a chance so sit down, shut up, and read.

First of all killers and homicidal manics don’t go snooping around in populated areas, unless they really want you sliced to pieces. Walkways aren’t a real safe place either since people can just chank the crap out of you while people are walking all over you.

Since your always chased down you need to pay attention to this step very much. First of all if your weak skip down a few steps, if your built then stay tuned. Okay first of all your going to have to face him yourself unless he has a gun, then run as fast as your muscular legs can go and ALWAYS duck fool, you ain’t going anywhere if you get shot. If he is trying to chank you like that guy in scream the movie, then hell you can take him. First try not to get hit in the head and try to knock the knife out of his hand. If he is too strong get anything, chair or plastic toy and slam it on his head. He won’t be dazed for long so kick as hard as you can into his or her area.. yes girls can get hurt there too. For a girl it wont stop her for long but for a man hes down unless he is wearing guards. But other then that you can finish him off or call 911 and GET OUT. I’d finish him by the way, he might come back after you… Getting back to the if it was a girl part, id skip kicking in the area and aim for the stomach then slam anything on her head til she is out cold then call 911 and run…girls usually learn their lesson the first time…

If your weak you not really going to survive for very long, unless of course your fast. Then just hightail it out. But many are un fit so read on. Murderers do not provide mercy so there is no use in talking to him/her. If it’s a her then usually any hit to the head would be good, unless she’s built then you’ll have to use a gun on her. If you don’t have one then any throw-able weapon is good. Just make sure you watch out if it comes back at you. If she is the one with the gun all you can do is run and duck, use anything throw-able like chairs to distract her and then run. repeat until she shoots you or you hit her. Id run at this point. NOW if it was a man then aim for their area, it’s your only chance. A knife there would hurt A LOT and I’m sure he’d die to so again anything throw able is a plus. Don’t waste objects like lamps, i mean don’t throw it in their way since they could easily step over it so throw, throw, throw!!!! AND IF ALL ELSE FAILS JUST KEEP FIGHTING. CAUTION! HAND-TO-HAND IS DEADLY SO TAKE CARE. Other then that if you survived your lucky. Now if you died or is still surviving from a gun shot or stab just stay down -no choice if you died- but ya usually murderers are stupid enough to let you go at that…

But seriously many times murderers usually succeed so if your a real unlucky person then too bad, it’s life… not for long though…

Anyway if your murderer is still out there then don’t stick around fool, travel anywhere i don’t care if it’s Detroit or anywhere in New Mexico but you gotta hide. You can also apply for the witness protection program but you always get your ass-blowin to pieces so id stick to traveling. If your murderer is an international terrorist then your done for dude, id like commit a crime and go to a maximum security jail. 

But there is always some kind of happy ending.. unless of course you’ve done a “few” bad things in your life then your screwed. totally. 

Good Luck Dieing.